Gianpaolo us about these stories on a course of Physics: ran the academic year 1996/97 to PoliMi!
Since we did not put the names ... Mr. X 'exercise and Mr. Y the teacher of the course.
Abstract: X does not never use the calculator, but he knows many tricks to simplify the calculation mentally.
Draw a kinematics problem on the blackboard:
forces :
It happened at the Polytechnic. I remember there were people in the courtroom had already passed a physical or had even changed but it was only right for this exercise. It occurs to me now that the first of the oral examination would sit between the benches for students waiting for the arrival of Professor. When the professor was reading the script the votes he screamed "Siiiii VAAAIII TWENTY !!!!!! GREAT !!!!!!!!" and gave a "high five" to the student who got up to go to the chair to withdraw its job.
Since we did not put the names ... Mr. X 'exercise and Mr. Y the teacher of the course.
"My exercises are fun, not a pain in the ass as the lessons of Y
Abstract: X does not never use the calculator, but he knows many tricks to simplify the calculation mentally.
"She has really already 'calculated the result!?"
"Yes!"
"And how did he do?"
"I used a calculator! "
"Tomorrow you plan to come here again or leave the course?".
Draw a kinematics problem on the blackboard:
"Ideas are welcome."A student starts to propose a possible solution.
"But what the hell you're saying ???".
"But no ... but I ..."
"His shit has already 'fired, does not worsen the situation. Come on, another. Both the figure of your good shit sooner or later you will make it all during this course."
"During diving, the body and 'pressured over' high that we can collapse the lungs. Of course, also depends and how 'robust the physical diver ... "courtroom Item:
Y for example? [ ed, Professor Y had a very thin and frail physical ]Laughter.
"Oh, the poor and Y 'forced to use the cylinders when you bathe in the tub!"
forces :
"In this case, what 'the angle to be considered?"The student comes in advance of the classroom.
Student: "You have to see what's' the tangent of the complementary ..."
"Excuse me, but she and 'drunk? "
" But how ... "
" To shoot shit like that, you have to be drunk. "
"Go get a shot at the bar?"
It happened at the Polytechnic. I remember there were people in the courtroom had already passed a physical or had even changed but it was only right for this exercise. It occurs to me now that the first of the oral examination would sit between the benches for students waiting for the arrival of Professor. When the professor was reading the script the votes he screamed "Siiiii VAAAIII TWENTY !!!!!! GREAT !!!!!!!!" and gave a "high five" to the student who got up to go to the chair to withdraw its job.
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