Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Gay Meeting Places Charlotte Nc

Ranking: 5 good reasons to subscribe to the Politecnico di Milano

continue our journey into the magical world of the charts! In this episode we will give 5 good reasons to subscribe to PoliMi!

5 good reasons to subscribe to the Politecnico di Milano

5 - If you have carnal desires of all kinds will find a thick book of phone numbers at the toilets on campus to meet other people.

4 - You will have your badge that will serve only to avoid the trouble of writing your serial number to the terminals of Poliself (the password you type it anyway). (UPDATE: since have changed the system software Poliself you must also enter the serial number in hand, partly because the slot for the badge is blatantly plugged).

3 - You will have access to the classroom study in front of the bar, also known as the "aquarium" where I could not study because they continue to say to be silent and everyone you pass in front of the classroom exchange for lobsters behind a glass .

2 - You will have access wi-fi Internet service through your laptop, too bad for the first half you have assigned all of the classrooms in which the signal does not arrive.

1 - The bathrooms of the Polytechnic are among the cleanest in all of Milan: when you need to go to the toilet there will certainly be someone who is cleaning them. And the door is closed.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Simple Thank You Words

The angle of the alleged fake: the elephant gifted

reported as told by two people at the time (early '90s) was an assistant professor in the Faculty of Biology in Milan.
It tells of a professor with the habit of using a rather vulgar leap in class. One day the girls who followed his course, exasperated, they agreed to get out of the classroom block to the first word that the professor had given
; boys, however, were aware of it and told everything to the professor.
So the professor entered the classroom the next day saying


"out the door I saw an elephant with a ##### so long."

immediately, as agreed, the girls got up and made to go to the door, but he said the block:

"Do not run, is already gone ..."

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Knive Sets That Don't Rust

The angle of the alleged FAKE: starts with P. .. Massimiliano

This is really a fake ... it is a very old joke ... we represent the same:

professor student: "And can you tell me which organ of mammals can, once energized, to reach a size equal to six times the size of the body at rest?.
student (blushing terribly): " I do not know ... "
Professor: " I do not know right? Think about it, it's not hard! "
student (more and more uncomfortable): " I do not think of anything ... "
Professor: " Come on, think of the life of every day I give you ... help: start with "P "..."
student (in severe embarrassment): " Well ... "
Professor: " Come Miss, you throw it! "
Student: "Penis?"
(a roar broke out in the classroom)
Professor (very calm): "No really it is the pupil. However, I offer my congratulations to her boyfriend ..."

Friday, March 6, 2009

Herpes Zoster Triggered By Foods

Fuffas: dedicated to all the architects (as well as engineers and designers ...) The angle of the alleged

I was looking at a replica of Italy Crozza Live a few nights ago and when I saw the legendary architect Maurizio teasing (as well as designer, art-creator, life-stylist ...) Massimiliano Fuksas I was doubled over with laughter!
Dedicated to all students who like to create PoliMi:







Monday, March 2, 2009

Pancreas Pain At Night

FAKE: The War of the mathematical code

At one point, the analysis examining the professor says
"Write: for breast epsilon v of a to be. "
The student writes:

sen (e) v (a)